I have boarders living in my house. Roaches. Cockies. Whatever you want to call them. I was calling them rude names yesterday. They are not nice boarders to have. They leave their poo everywhere. Sleeping in places they should not be sleeping in. They would hold their own parties in the middle of the night. You would come out for a drink, or a wee and there they were under the darkness having their party. They would not stick around, scurry off into their homes. Their homes they made from my very own bits and bobs.
They lived in my linen press, nestled under a pile of once fresh towels and sheets. They hid in my cupboard. The very cupboard I would serve food on for my little people. Oh they live there no more. Yes I have ended the parties. The little beepers are gone. Yesterday sprayed, gelled up, and smoked out. Yes all three tools to get rid of my squatters.
I came home after the deed to find them upside down on the carpet, in the bathroom, in the cupboard. Lots of them. Legs in the air, flicking about. Burnt up the sucker and Taj and I sucked them up. They live here no more. There will be no returning. All holes blocked. Bye bye cockies. Farewell roaches.
I hope I did not make your legs crawl. I know mine are even writing this! I am going to enjoy my roach, and cockie free weekend.